Off the Rails
with ​
Tom and Mark

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from Milwaukee, WI.

Official Off The Rails Drinks

Margarita on the Rocks
Best when made by the Pitcher

7 Parts Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila
4 Parts Cointreau Orange Liqueur
3 Parts Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice

(Optional) dip glass rim in water and then in coarse salt.
Pour all ingredients in a glass over ice.

Pimm's and Lemonade
An Easy light fruity drink for a hot summer day.

1 Part Pimm's Liquer
3 parts Your Favorite Lemonade
Garnish with lemon, cucumber, strawberry and fresh mint.

Fill a Glass with ice, and combine all ingredients.
(I forgot the garnish, which is easily the best part.)
Mark's Mimosa
Perfect for Brunches or other fancy pants events.

1 part Orange Juice
1 part Prosecco or other Sparkling white wine
a splash of Grenadine

Combine sparkling wine and Orange juice in a tall wine flute.
Carefully add a small splash of Grenadine, adding more if desired for a larger "sunrise effect"
A Midwestern version of an old French Classic

5 Parts Wisconsin Brandy (Traditionally Cognac)
2 Parts Cointreau Orange Liquer
2 Parts Lemon Juice

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
Combine all ingredients in shaker and... shake
Strain into a cocktail glass.
Irish Coffee

Your favorite fresh brewed coffee
1 Tbsp brown sugar
1 1/2 ounces Black Bush Irish Whiskey
Heavy Cream, lightly whipped

Fill a cup roughly 3/4 full of coffee.
Add brown sugar and stir until the sugar completetly dissolves.
Add Irish Whiskey.
In a separate cup wisk cream until small bubbles appear.
Gently pour cream over coffee using a spoon to keep the Cream from mixing with the coffee.
The Classic Dry Martini
How Ian Fleming intended it to be.

6 parts Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin
1 part Stock Sweet Vermouth
Olives to Garnish

Fill a boston shaker halfway with ice.
Add Gin and Verouth.
Shake until throughly mixed and chilled.
Pour into a martini glass and (optional) an olive to garnish
Root Beer Old Fashioned
A delicious throwback to the Soda Fountain days

1 1/2 oz Kinnickinnic whiskey
3/4 oz Blackmaker Root Beer Liqueur
1/4 oz Vanilla Bean Syrup (recipe follows)
dash Bitter Truth Aromatic Bitters
Vanilla Bean Syrup
1 large vanilla bean or 2 tsp vanilla extract
2 cups sugar
2 cups water

Measure the Whiskey, Root Beer Liqueur, Vanilla Bean Syrup
and bitters into a mixing glass.
Fill glass three-quarters full with ice.
Stir with a bar spoon until chilled.
Strain over fresh ice in an old fashioned glass.
Garnish with a cherry.

Vanilla Bean Syrup:
Split the vanilla bean in half lengthwise and with a knife blade scrape out the pulp.
Place the split bean and the vanilla bean pulp into a small pan with the water and sugar.
Bring to a boil, and then remove from heat.
Cool and store refrigerated for up to 1 month.

The Red Carpet
A Glamourous drink for all your red carpet occasions.

1 cup Pomegranite juice
3 Tbsp Grenadine
3 Tbsp Orange Simple Syrup (1/2c sugar and 1/4c strained OJ)
Crushed Ice
Pomegranite Seeds
Chilled Moscato D'Asti
Orange Twist for garnish

Combine Pomegranate juice, Grendadine and orange simple syrup in a shaker, shake for 10 secinds.
Fill cocktail glass with crushed ice and top with a tbsp of pomegranite seeds.
Pour juice over ice to 3/4 full.
Top off with Moscato and garnish with orange twist.
White Russian
"Hey, careful man, theres a beverage here."

2 parts Kahlua Coffee liqueur,
5 parts Tito's Vodka,
3 parts Half & Half creamer

Fill an Old Fashioned glass with ice.
Pour coffee liqueuer first, vodka second  and creamer third over the ice.
Stir gently.
Midwestern charm, in liquid form.

1 tsp cube
2 dashes angostura bitters
Lemon/Lime soda
2 orange slice
3 Maraschino Cherries

1 Green olive (Optional)
2 ounces Great Northern Wisconsin Brandy

In an Old Fashioned Glass, lay 1 orange slice on the bottom, place 1 cherry and sugar atop the orange slice.
Muddle thoroughly.
Fill glass halfway with ice and pour brandy over ice.
Top off with lemom/lime soda.
Garnish with 2 cherries, 1 Olive (optional) and 1 Orange slice.

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
-Winston Churchill

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